Lipstick still on

I couldn’t help but take a quick photo of this fella the other day. I’m not a fan of gnomes but something about the red lips and sleep expression made me think this little guy had been the last to leave the a very excellent party. But a party that happened centuries ago, when gnomes were real little people who ran around the countryside, before the dawn was created, But they were so long in the dark that when the sun rose for the first time, they were scared by the light, so to hide they all turned to stone. Clearly the party this chap went too was pretty good.